||[Feb. 12th, 2010|07:00 am]
The Big Creepy Gaijin
|[||Song Currently Stuck in my Head
|||||Frank Zappa - Tinseltown Rebellion||]|
You guys know how whenever I post a link to something funny on here, I always call it the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen?
Yeah, this is no different.
OK, so apparently there are a bunch of retards on the facebook who have no idea how to use the address bar, and just get to the site by typing "Facebook Login" into Google and clicking the very first link that pops up.
Yes, I am (for once) completely serious. People really do this.
Anyway, this worked well for them until this blog post titled "Facebook Wants To Be Your Only Login" became very popular - popular enough, apparently, to get itself ranked as the #1 Google search for "Facebook Login."
I think you're astute enough to see where this is going.
The comments section on this post...just...great Odin's beard, man. Ignorance, outrage, and double-digit IQ's congeal to form what I believe to be the Perfect Storm of Stupid. It's positively relativistic in scope. My mind was so thoroughly boggled by this that I thought I might have an aneurysm or something, but just wound up laughing for 20 minutes straight. It's...it's like an eclipse or something.
(Oh, and just in case any of the people who are always bugging the shit out of me to get a page on the facebook are reading this - I'M. NOT. DOING IT. END OF STORY. I don't like people knowing what I'm doing all the time. It kind of defeats the purpose of being a crazy old hermit.)